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Jolly Gift Giver or Shameful Hoax?
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Posted on Dec 10 2005, 03:43 PM
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QUOTE (Freaky Mutant Man @ Dec 10 2005, 03:40 PM)
How would i know you didn't just make em yourself?

You said it yourself in a different topic: why would anybody lie like that?


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Posted on Dec 10 2005, 03:44 PM
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QUOTE (Freaky Mutant Man @ Dec 10 2005, 08:40 PM)
How would i know you didn't just make em yourself?

Allow me to turn your points back on you once again; How do we know you really did hear bells on that night and got your bag of presents? How do you even know you remember it 100% accurately?


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Posted on Dec 10 2005, 03:44 PM
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QUOTE (Captain Jeff Silvers @ Dec 10 2005, 08:43 PM)
You said it yourself in a different topic: why would anybody lie like that?

Which is i'm pretty sure i'm getting at


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Posted on Dec 10 2005, 03:46 PM
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QUOTE (Eno the Red Guy @ Dec 10 2005, 08:44 PM)
Allow me to turn your points back on you once again; How do we know you really did hear bells on that night and got your bag of presents? How do you even know you remember it 100% accurately?

How do i know what you all are saying is 100% true?


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Posted on Dec 10 2005, 03:47 PM
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QUOTE (Freaky Mutant Man @ Dec 10 2005, 08:46 PM)
How do i know what you all are saying is 100% true?

We don't even have a chimney in our house, our doors are locked and no-one can get in any short of smashing the window.

How does Santa get in then, especially with a huge pile of presents?


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Posted on Dec 10 2005, 03:48 PM
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QUOTE (Eno the Red Guy @ Dec 10 2005, 01:47 PM)
We don't even have a chimney in our house, our doors are locked and no-one can get in any short of smashing the window.

How does Santa get in then, especially with a huge pile of presents?

magic

He uses magic to unlock your doors and reconstruct your windows


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Posted on Dec 10 2005, 03:49 PM
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QUOTE (Eno the Red Guy @ Dec 10 2005, 08:47 PM)
We don't even have a chimney in our house, our doors are locked and no-one can get in any short of smashing the window.

How does Santa get in then, especially with a huge pile of presents?

By that logic, how would the reindeer fly?

Magic, of course, which is exactly the reason he gets in some people houses


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Posted on Dec 10 2005, 03:53 PM
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QUOTE (Freaky Mutant Man @ Dec 10 2005, 08:49 PM)
By that logic, how would the reindeer fly?

They don't, because... well, you can guess what I'm gonna say.

Ok, if there's anything I've learnt from arguments, it's that they're rarely resolved in the same day.

So FMM, believe in Santa Claus if you want... Maybe you should treasure those days as long as you can, I suppose. Perhaps it's a bit too early to be forcing you to stop believing. Only time will do that, really...


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Posted on Dec 10 2005, 03:55 PM
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You know, sometimes i have that feeling that the person i'm arguing with is just spouting out random stuff


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Posted on Dec 10 2005, 04:17 PM
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QUOTE (Freaky Mutant Man @ Dec 10 2005, 08:55 PM)
You know, sometimes i have that feeling that the person i'm arguing with is just spouting out random stuff

The feeling's mutual.

Ok, I won't speak again of this...


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Posted on Dec 10 2005, 04:19 PM
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Maybe someone should lock this topic, just in case


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Posted on Dec 10 2005, 04:20 PM
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Posted on Dec 10 2005, 04:26 PM
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Sorry for even bringing this up, then. Sorry for potentially turning this topic into a flamewar. I'm done, anyway. I doubt this argument can go any further than it already has...

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Posted on Dec 10 2005, 04:30 PM
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Posted on Dec 10 2005, 06:00 PM
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QUOTE (Duckboy @ Dec 10 2005, 05:30 PM)
Black people aren't real.

Everytime I read a post by Duckboy, I see this smiling face:
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Posted on Dec 10 2005, 06:05 PM
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QUOTE (Duckboy @ Dec 10 2005, 09:30 PM)
Black people aren't real.

All reality is actually just the little hat of a giant jewish man.


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Posted on Dec 10 2005, 06:21 PM
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A mass of 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance. This will heat the reindeer in the same manner as a spacecraft reentering the earth’s atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the next pair of reindeer, and creating deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousands of a second.
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QUOTE (Hanyou @ Dec 10 2005, 04:21 PM)
A mass of 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance. This will heat the reindeer in the same manner as a spacecraft reentering the earth’s atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the next pair of reindeer, and creating deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousands of a second.

Not when there's magic involved

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