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Jolly Gift Giver or Shameful Hoax?
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United Kingdom rtsmarty
Posted on Dec 10 2005, 06:24 PM
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QUOTE (Xgoff @ Dec 10 2005, 08:48 PM)
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He uses magic to unlock your doors and reconstruct your windows

My parents told me he had a maigc key.
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Posted on Dec 10 2005, 06:25 PM
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QUOTE (artee @ Dec 10 2005, 04:24 PM)
My parents told me he had a maigc key.

*looks at screwdriver and small pieces of wire*

Hey I do too


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Posted on Dec 10 2005, 06:48 PM
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QUOTE (Xander @ Dec 10 2005, 07:00 PM)
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Posted on Dec 10 2005, 06:54 PM
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QUOTE (Banjzooie @ Dec 10 2005, 02:24 PM)
I kinda understood, and that Christmas, I was actually happier to know the truth, because when I got the Gamecube I knew it was my parents who loved me enough to spend the money on the console, and the five or so games that came with it.

umm, how old are you?

also, santa is actually the t-1000 and slips through the cracks in your doors to get inside when he's not busy killing sarah connor, don't you people know that? see, your collective stupidity is making santa mad:

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Posted on Dec 11 2005, 02:23 AM
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QUOTE (Bungalo @ Dec 10 2005, 02:20 PM)
The spirite of Santa is indeed real.

Yeah, it possessed my cat once. *rimshot*


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Posted on Dec 11 2005, 02:37 AM
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QUOTE (Eno the Red Guy @ Dec 10 2005, 01:40 PM)
But I'd be more willing to believe in Santa than in God, anyway. I much prefer Santa's "be good to others and you will be rewarded, if not you will not" idea than God's "BELIEVE IN ME AND DON'T EVEN DARE DO ANYTHING EVIL OR YOU WILL BE DAMNED TO THE BOWELS OF HELL FOREVER JUST FOR COVETING YOUR NEIGHBOUR'S OX OR SOME **** LIKE THAT, BI-ATCH!"

Not to turn this into a religious argument, but that line was concocted by the Catholics.

Yes, the same Catholics who rape little boys and elect former Hitler youth to the seat of papacy. This has nothing to do with us Baptists, Anglicans, Episcopalians, or what have you.


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Posted on Dec 11 2005, 02:37 AM
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QUOTE (Freaky Mutant Man @ Dec 10 2005, 04:32 AM)
if Santa isn't real, why the heck would people waste time telling lies?

It's all to get kids to act like good little children, it's all a way for your parents to control you, you sad little bugger. It's depressing, really. Someone your age who can't figure out the conspiracy that everyone else figures out at a young age.
I myself found out during Kintergarden.

Anyway, I enjoy watching the effects of the brainwashing on my brother and sister. My dad can get both of them to shut up and refrain from anything wrong by telling them that santa's watching.

Oh, and extra proof: I get presents labeled "from santa", just like my brother does (who actually believes in santa), yet I know I'm naughty and not nice. I'm a sadistic godless sodomite who doesn't believe in santa in the first place.


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