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Posted: Dec 9 2005, 05:15 PM
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You need to get off your high horse.
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Magnesium cord. A Whole lot of it.
In chemistry he had to experiment with Magnesium, and he took about 600 cords of it. He put them on a pile, and started doing stuff with them. Later on he put his book on them, because he had to check one thing out, and at the exact moment, the teacher says "Oh god, I'm late! Go home. Now." (He was late for a some kind of a meeting, I dunno)
So, my friend is like "Woohoo!", and happily pushes quickly everything into his schoolbag.
When he got home, he understood that he had taken the Magnesium with him.
And Since it's Friday, he can't return them tomorrow or the day after tomorrow.
So, now he has like, a big load of Magnesium Cords.
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What do you think he should do with them..?


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Posted: Dec 9 2005, 05:16 PM
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Umm, sell them? *shot*

No seriously. He should wait.


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Posted: Dec 9 2005, 05:17 PM
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Roll away baby. Roll away forever.
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Hang onto them until Monday and bring them back, explaining that he accidentally took them home in the rush. Until then, keep them in an airtight bag so they don't get corroded.


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Posted: Dec 9 2005, 05:17 PM
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So...what's the big deal? He didn't mean too. Just return them.


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Posted: Dec 9 2005, 05:17 PM
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Take just a little bit of cord, like an inch or two, and light the end of it.
BRIGHT TINY WHITE FLASH as it goes down and oxidizes. Don't look at it directly.


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Posted: Dec 9 2005, 05:21 PM
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QUOTE (Parakarry @ Dec 9 2005, 05:17 PM)
Take just a little bit of cord, like an inch or two, and light the end of it.
BRIGHT TINY WHITE FLASH as it goes down and oxidizes. Don't look at it directly.

Tried that. You can burn max. half a cord, as long as you're wearing protective eyewear. Do one and your whole neighborhood goes on fire.


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Posted: Dec 9 2005, 05:30 PM
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Aww yeah

Although I've already used half of the tub and a third of the roll but oh well


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Posted: Dec 9 2005, 06:36 PM
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QUOTE (Mario Gamer @ Dec 9 2005, 05:17 PM)
So...what's the big deal? He didn't mean too. Just return them.

Amen; return all of it and explain the situation, it shouldn't strike you to do anything else with it


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Posted: Dec 9 2005, 06:38 PM
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drop one into hydrochloric acid


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Posted: Dec 9 2005, 11:03 PM
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f**k returning it.

Find out cool s**t to do with it... and do it.
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Posted: Dec 9 2005, 11:34 PM
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QUOTE (LuigiFan @ Dec 9 2005, 06:38 PM)
drop one into hydrochloric acid

I think that's zinc, but it could be magnesium too.
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Posted: Dec 10 2005, 01:47 AM
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Speaking of chemistry, I have some americium. =D


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Posted: Dec 10 2005, 10:52 AM
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QUOTE (Jukku @ Dec 9 2005, 11:47 PM)
Speaking of chemistry, I have some americium. =D

*looks at ceiling*

So do I


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Posted: Dec 10 2005, 11:00 AM
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QUOTE (Jukku @ Dec 10 2005, 06:47 AM)
Speaking of chemistry, I have some americium. =D

Isn't that radioactive?


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Posted: Dec 10 2005, 11:10 AM
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QUOTE (Citrusponge @ Dec 10 2005, 09:00 AM)
Isn't that radioactive?

yes


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Posted: Dec 10 2005, 11:39 AM
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A tiny piece of Americium is within every smoke detector.
Just don't open it up. sad.gif


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