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Posted: Mar 5 2006, 02:45 AM
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Michael Moore called, he wants his **** back. This is the Aeon Flux of 2006. Only worse. Take horrible CGI, no story what so ever, and some of the worst acting of 2006. No really, don't see this movie. Seriously, what the **** just happened. I must have said that more then 10 times because the people behind me agreed. The story is so full of holes it seem more like clips then a movie. The acting was horrible and some of the lines were so bland you wanted to tear your hair out. The best actor (William Fichtner) has less then 5 mins of screen time. The CGI was awful and looks like something from 10 years ago.
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I was born into a world that you may not understand

AND I TOTALLY AGREE. How the **** are you supposed to understand it? The damn thing is so empty and not worth it. Go see something else. ANYTHING else. This movie gets one star for being a movie. And one star for showing Milla Jovovich's ass.

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Posted: Mar 5 2006, 03:20 AM
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I figured this movie wouldn't have any story and would just be random action that can only work if pulled off right.


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Posted: Mar 5 2006, 03:33 AM
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OOH THIS MOVIE MADE ME SO MAD.

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It had so much potential for potential, I just wanted to post my semi-disgust with the movie too >=/...

I loved the special effects for the most part... random as the movie clips were XD.


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Posted: Mar 5 2006, 09:58 AM
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2006: The Worst Movies of the year


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Posted: Mar 5 2006, 11:23 AM
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Yeah, I pretty much knew this would suck. Don't plan on seeing it.

Though now I want to find pics of Mila Jovovich's ass.


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Posted: Mar 5 2006, 12:44 PM
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Almost every movie with Mila Jovovich sucks.


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Posted: Mar 5 2006, 01:29 PM
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QUOTE (Captain Jeff Silvers @ Mar 5 2006, 10:23 AM)
Yeah, I pretty much knew this would suck. Don't plan on seeing it.

Though now I want to find pics of Mila Jovovich's ass.

Pfft. The scene is horribly lit. (Probably to keep the PG-13 rating)


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Posted: Mar 5 2006, 01:52 PM
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CGI is destroying movies.


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Posted: Mar 5 2006, 02:37 PM
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Tron did it!


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Posted: Mar 5 2006, 03:10 PM
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If I were funny, this might've kept your attention.


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I thought the story would be cliche. Now i know there is none and the only reason for someone to see it is because of people who want to see a hot woman fight for no reason.


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Posted: Mar 5 2006, 03:13 PM
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The movie should have been named Ultraviolent given the lack of plot.

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Posted: Mar 5 2006, 03:31 PM
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Posted: Mar 5 2006, 03:34 PM
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QUOTE (Captain Jeff Silvers @ Mar 5 2006, 04:23 PM)
Yeah, I pretty much knew this would suck. Don't plan on seeing it.

Though now I want to find pics of Mila Jovovich's ass.

just rent Resident Evil 2. You see more then her ass.


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Posted: Mar 5 2006, 03:50 PM
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Posted: Mar 5 2006, 03:59 PM
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QUOTE (AkuAkooie @ Mar 5 2006, 08:34 PM)
just rent Resident Evil 2. You see more then her ass.

Plus, though RE 2 sucks, the action is at least kind of satisfying.


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Posted: Mar 5 2006, 05:39 PM
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QUOTE (AkuAkooie @ Mar 5 2006, 03:34 PM)
just rent Resident Evil 2. You see more then her ass.

I fell asleep 30 minutes into the movie.

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Posted: Mar 5 2006, 06:42 PM
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QUOTE (Jukku @ Mar 5 2006, 08:59 PM)
Plus, though RE 2 sucks, the action is at least kind of satisfying.

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Posted: Mar 5 2006, 07:28 PM
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QUOTE (RageMario @ Mar 5 2006, 10:39 PM)
I fell asleep 30 minutes into the movie.

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then fast forward to the end to see her boobs and more


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Posted: Mar 5 2006, 08:16 PM
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QUOTE (AkuAkooie @ Mar 5 2006, 04:28 PM)
then fast forward to the end to see her boobs and more

She looks horrible, what's the point
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QUOTE (Draco Icebane @ Mar 6 2006, 01:16 AM)
She looks horrible, what's the point

THANK YOU.

Seriously people, Mila Jovovich is about as hot as Callista Flockheart. In other words, not very.


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