A Deal

A badge you say?
Now I'm gettin serious,
and hey Sanders,
you be delirious!

Yo bet I ecstatic
Cuz I really excited.
'N no one rapped me out
So I be delighted.

STFU you crazy old coot,
your crappy chicken makes me wana take a poop!

Now we be talking
jus' like three year old's walkin
since we like HOI
We'll make sure to win the prize
and man will it be nice
a badge would be pretty well
but only if it looks nice as hell
80 posts in 2 hours you say
we'd make that easy
if you weren't so gay.

Check da first post gain.
Cuz it's easy.
Just a couple more posts,
So don't be gettin queasy
An' beat me in a rap.
It no trap.
Cuz yo can't beat
THE MC.

Klobber wonders what kind of badge this is going to be. Klobber also wonders how Slam earned the Draft Dodger thing when the only way to earn it is to be awarded it by Klobber. Klobber likes his Queen Alien, and fried chicken.

A badge you say?
Now I'm gettin serious,
and hey Sanders,
you be delirious!

Yo bet I ecstatic
Cuz I really excited.
'N no one rapped me out
So I be delighted.

STFU you crazy old coot,
your crappy chicken makes me wana take a poop!

Yeah yo go take a **** on da bathroom floor.
An' yo crappin' all night cuz yo eat MO' MO' MO'.

Ninja magic.

The badge yo want?
Says KFC.
'n it also got
A pic o me.
An' yo betta eat chicken
It goddamn finga lickin.

A badge you say?
Now I'm gettin serious,
and hey Sanders,
you be delirious!

Yo bet I ecstatic
Cuz I really excited.
'N no one rapped me out
So I be delighted.

STFU you crazy old coot,
your crappy chicken makes me wana take a poop!

Yeah yo go take a **** on da bathroom floor.
An' yo crappin' all night cuz yo eat MO' MO' MO'.

I aint eatin more,
yo chicken fell on the 'flo,
PETA is right, yo chicken is bad, bad to 'th bone!

The badge yo want?
Says KFC.
'n it also got
A pic o me.
An' yo betta eat chicken
It goddamn finga lickin.

Finger lickin' good?
I think you misunderstood
cuz that's not the way it's in tha hood
the only things thats liquid is white boi blood
so please step aside
rrun away and hide
cuz Masta B aint gonna let'cha slide.

A badge you say?
Now I'm gettin serious,
and hey Sanders,
you be delirious!

Yo bet I ecstatic
Cuz I really excited.
'N no one rapped me out
So I be delighted.

STFU you crazy old coot,
your crappy chicken makes me wana take a poop!

Yeah yo go take a **** on da bathroom floor.
An' yo crappin' all night cuz yo eat MO' MO' MO'.

I aint eatin more,
yo chicken fell on the 'flo,
PETA is right, yo chicken is bad, bad to 'th bone!

It fell to da flo'
Cuz yo can't eat no mo'.
'n if yo don't eat meat
Then yo look like a *****.

The badge yo want?
Says KFC.
'n it also got
A pic o me.
An' yo betta eat chicken
It goddamn finga lickin.

Finger lickin' good?
I think you misunderstood
cuz that's not the way it's in tha hood
the only things thats liquid is white boi blood
so please step aside
rrun away and hide
cuz Masta B aint gonna let'cha slide.

Agin, yo hatin'
Yo hood is a crock.
'n if yo don't know KFC's da best
Yo live under a ROCK.

A badge you say?
Now I'm gettin serious,
and hey Sanders,
you be delirious!

Yo bet I ecstatic
Cuz I really excited.
'N no one rapped me out
So I be delighted.

STFU you crazy old coot,
your crappy chicken makes me wana take a poop!

Yeah yo go take a **** on da bathroom floor.
An' yo crappin' all night cuz yo eat MO' MO' MO'.

I aint eatin more,
yo chicken fell on the 'flo,
PETA is right, yo chicken is bad, bad to 'th bone!

It fell to da flo'
Cuz yo can't eat no mo'.
'n if yo don't eat meat
Then yo look like a *****.

What wrong collonel, are you scared?
Stickin straight up, is yo hair?
I understand white boy, lotsa people scared o me,
so, go, and take a pee.

The badge yo want?
Says KFC.
'n it also got
A pic o me.
An' yo betta eat chicken
It goddamn finga lickin.

Finger lickin' good?
I think you misunderstood
cuz that's not the way it's in tha hood
the only things thats liquid is white boi blood
so please step aside
rrun away and hide
cuz Masta B aint gonna let'cha slide.

Agin, yo hatin'
Yo hood is a crock.
'n if yo don't know KFC's da best
Yo live under a ROCK.

KFC's not the best
cuz when i put it to the test
it tasted like a rabbitnest
that night I got no rest
I was pukin' all night
I didn't feel allright
Damn, KFC really does bite.

A badge you say?
Now I'm gettin serious,
and hey Sanders,
you be delirious!

Yo bet I ecstatic
Cuz I really excited.
'N no one rapped me out
So I be delighted.

STFU you crazy old coot,
your crappy chicken makes me wana take a poop!

Yeah yo go take a **** on da bathroom floor.
An' yo crappin' all night cuz yo eat MO' MO' MO'.

I aint eatin more,
yo chicken fell on the 'flo,
PETA is right, yo chicken is bad, bad to 'th bone!

It fell to da flo'
Cuz yo can't eat no mo'.
'n if yo don't eat meat
Then yo look like a *****.

What wrong collonel, are you scared?
Stickin straight up, is yo hair?
I understand white boy, lotsa people scared o me,
so, go, and take a pee.

I not scared o white boys who can't spell mah name
An' yo say that bein scared is yo claim to fame?
Down in mah ghetto, I don't hear yo name.
So befo yo go boastin, o yo get in PAIN.

A badge you say?
Now I'm gettin serious,
and hey Sanders,
you be delirious!

Yo bet I ecstatic
Cuz I really excited.
'N no one rapped me out
So I be delighted.

STFU you crazy old coot,
your crappy chicken makes me wana take a poop!

Yeah yo go take a **** on da bathroom floor.
An' yo crappin' all night cuz yo eat MO' MO' MO'.

I aint eatin more,
yo chicken fell on the 'flo,
PETA is right, yo chicken is bad, bad to 'th bone!

It fell to da flo'
Cuz yo can't eat no mo'.
'n if yo don't eat meat
Then yo look like a *****.

What wrong collonel, are you scared?
Stickin straight up, is yo hair?
I understand white boy, lotsa people scared o me,
so, go, and take a pee.

I not scared o white boys who can't spell mah name
An' yo say that bein scared is yo claim to fame?
Down in mah ghetto, I don't hear yo name.
So befo yo go boastin, o yo get in PAIN.

Messed up yo text, did ya chicken man?
Course you messed up yo text, I'm the best!
Now then, get in mah van!
We'll go out, and you'll dig a ditch,
why? Cause you're mah b****!

This post has been edited by Slam The Chao on Jun 23 2004, 06:30 PM

The badge yo want?
Says KFC.
'n it also got
A pic o me.
An' yo betta eat chicken
It goddamn finga lickin.

Finger lickin' good?
I think you misunderstood
cuz that's not the way it's in tha hood
the only things thats liquid is white boi blood
so please step aside
rrun away and hide
cuz Masta B aint gonna let'cha slide.

Agin, yo hatin'
Yo hood is a crock.
'n if yo don't know KFC's da best
Yo live under a ROCK.

KFC's not the best
cuz when i put it to the test
it tasted like a rabbitnest
that night I got no rest
I was pukin' all night
I didn't feel allright
Damn, KFC really does bite.

Cuz yo don't got da tounge
an' yo can't taste
Yo prolly think that ice cream
Taste like waste
So lemme give yo a fact.
Yo can't taste ****.
So don't complain in a restaurant,
O YOU GET HIT.

AND NOW GENERAL GUY WILL PROCEED TO DO A STRIPTEASE.

A badge you say?
Now I'm gettin serious,
and hey Sanders,
you be delirious!

Yo bet I ecstatic
Cuz I really excited.
'N no one rapped me out
So I be delighted.

STFU you crazy old coot,
your crappy chicken makes me wana take a poop!

Yeah yo go take a **** on da bathroom floor.
An' yo crappin' all night cuz yo eat MO' MO' MO'.

I aint eatin more,
yo chicken fell on the 'flo,
PETA is right, yo chicken is bad, bad to 'th bone!

It fell to da flo'
Cuz yo can't eat no mo'.
'n if yo don't eat meat
Then yo look like a *****.

What wrong collonel, are you scared?
Stickin straight up, is yo hair?
I understand white boy, lotsa people scared o me,
so, go, and take a pee.

I not scared o white boys who can't spell mah name
An' yo say that bein scared is yo claim to fame?
Down in mah ghetto, I don't hear yo name.
So befo yo go boastin, o yo get in PAIN.

Messed up yo text, did ya chicken man?
Course you messed up yo text, I'm the best!
Now then, get in mah van!
We'll go out, and you'll dig a ditch,
why? Cause you're mah b****!

I go wit yo.
'n push yo in the hole.
I kick yo in the nuts
An' make yo blind like a mole.
Cut off yo arms
wit my carvin' knife
Then I cova yo up.
AND I END YO LIFE.

The badge yo want?
Says KFC.
'n it also got
A pic o me.
An' yo betta eat chicken
It goddamn finga lickin.

Finger lickin' good?
I think you misunderstood
cuz that's not the way it's in tha hood
the only things thats liquid is white boi blood
so please step aside
rrun away and hide
cuz Masta B aint gonna let'cha slide.

Agin, yo hatin'
Yo hood is a crock.
'n if yo don't know KFC's da best
Yo live under a ROCK.

KFC's not the best
cuz when i put it to the test
it tasted like a rabbitnest
that night I got no rest
I was pukin' all night
I didn't feel allright
Damn, KFC really does bite.

Cuz yo don't got da tounge
an' yo can't taste
Yo prolly think that ice cream
Taste like waste
So lemme give yo a fact.
Yo can't taste ****.
So don't complain in a restaurant,
O YOU GET HIT.

KFC is like ****in' nuclear waste
depsite your tounge it's got no good taste
Just you ask any of my homes
they'll beat up your points
like ****ing sherlock holmes.

The badge yo want?
Says KFC.
'n it also got
A pic o me.
An' yo betta eat chicken
It goddamn finga lickin.

Finger lickin' good?
I think you misunderstood
cuz that's not the way it's in tha hood
the only things thats liquid is white boi blood
so please step aside
rrun away and hide
cuz Masta B aint gonna let'cha slide.

Agin, yo hatin'
Yo hood is a crock.
'n if yo don't know KFC's da best
Yo live under a ROCK.

KFC's not the best
cuz when i put it to the test
it tasted like a rabbitnest
that night I got no rest
I was pukin' all night
I didn't feel allright
Damn, KFC really does bite.

Cuz yo don't got da tounge
an' yo can't taste
Yo prolly think that ice cream
Taste like waste
So lemme give yo a fact.
Yo can't taste ****.
So don't complain in a restaurant,
O YOU GET HIT.

KFC is like ****in' nuclear waste
depsite your tounge it's got no good taste
Just you ask any of my homes
they'll beat up your points
like ****ing sherlock holmes.

Well **** yo hood.
There's a million mo'.
Yo hood not gettin' invitations
To mah showroom flo'.
Cuz I'm pimpin' out.
Got a tight set o wheels.
An' a real shag carpet.
That yo don't get to feel.
Don't mess wit pimps unless yo ARE a pimp

The badge yo want?
Says KFC.
'n it also got
A pic o me.
An' yo betta eat chicken
It goddamn finga lickin.

Finger lickin' good?
I think you misunderstood
cuz that's not the way it's in tha hood
the only things thats liquid is white boi blood
so please step aside
rrun away and hide
cuz Masta B aint gonna let'cha slide.

Agin, yo hatin'
Yo hood is a crock.
'n if yo don't know KFC's da best
Yo live under a ROCK.

KFC's not the best
cuz when i put it to the test
it tasted like a rabbitnest
that night I got no rest
I was pukin' all night
I didn't feel allright
Damn, KFC really does bite.

Cuz yo don't got da tounge
an' yo can't taste
Yo prolly think that ice cream
Taste like waste
So lemme give yo a fact.
Yo can't taste ****.
So don't complain in a restaurant,
O YOU GET HIT.

KFC is like ****in' nuclear waste
depsite your tounge it's got no good taste
Just you ask any of my homes
they'll beat up your points
like ****ing sherlock holmes.

Well **** yo hood.
There's a million mo'.
Yo hood not gettin' invitations
To mah showroom flo'.
Cuz I'm pimpin' out.
Got a tight set o wheels.
An' a real shag carpet.
That yo don't get to feel.
Don't mess wit pimps unless yo ARE a pimp

Like wise for yo
you ain't gettin **** from my ho
if you ever ask her she'll just say no
You say there 'bout a million hoods
but I don't care cause mines the best
ya wanna put it to tha test
then in a hole you'll rest